Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Smiley Briley

1. The Republican candidate for sheriff claims that if he is elected, names won't matter. Too bad the current State's Attorney didn't get the message. Normally when a special prosecutor is appointed, it's front page news!,2014MR106,IL032015JL2014MR106D1

2. Why doesn't the media ask the gentleman why he vandalized the candidate's signs? (He might have an interesting answer.)

3. When, if ever, has the candidate worked as a "patrolman" in Coal City or Morris?

4. Prison management is not "Law Enforcement Management." Two completely different animals. (And how exactly did that prison management work out?) [added 10/23]

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Conspiracy theory

Reasons to believe the independent candidate for mayor is a ringer designed to split the anti-incumbent vote:

1. All of his endorsements are unverifiable.
2. Suckered the "veterans are never wrong" contingent, with cleverly worded military resume.
3. No one with a domestic record like that would think they could win unless they lived in Minooka.
4. Even the Young Republicans aren't stupid enough to send out that letter.
5. Didn't register with the Elections Board early enough.
6. Comically designed literature with his last name in Bold letters to suggest a link to local families with the same name.
7. No visible means of financial support.
8. Deletes unfavorable comments from his facebook page, so visitors think he's perfect.
9. Most campaign signs placed in public parkways.
10. Accused of city workers of campaigning while on duty, for an administration that they're supposedly unhappy with.
11. Tricked Adam Kinzinger into contributing $2300 to Muffler.
12. "Water bill" campaign plank distracts Bronco.

Friday, April 30, 2010

MDH begins charging for access

Jeez, to read the comments about this, you'd think it was the end of the world.
As we see it, they're just a bunch of whiny freeloaders.

Yes, the Herald leaves a lot to be desired; but it's cheap entertainment! We think the reason they went to paid access is to stop Jay Capron from stealing their way Nelson would pay for a subscription. Now the only news CSJ will have is from Ottawa.

Our favorite comments are from those who claim they can't afford a subscription. How much are you paying for internet?

Monday, March 30, 2009


Everybody's happy about the agreement that the schools reached with the city to extend the TIF for 12 more years. Some of the school board candidates are even using the agreement in their campaigns.

As we see it, there are two problems with extending the TIF. First off, the schools are making a deal with the devil, and they are carelessly looking at the short term. The excuse they are using to justify supporting the TIF is that they would lose state aid if the TIF ended, due to the sudden increase in their assessed valuation. The fallacy of that argument is obvious. The loss of state aid would be more than offset by the increase in property tax revenue. The school districts are taxing at the maximum rate already, so a substantial increase in assessed valuation might even allow the tax rate to be lowered. Furthermore, with the very real possibility that a district's overall assessed valuation could decrease over the next few years due to the recession, the schools are going to wish that they had that cushion. If they are already taxing at the maximum rate, no amount of TIF handouts from the city will be able to cover the shortfall from decreasing property values. Remember, the TIF money can only be used for capital projects, not salaries. In 2-3 years, the schools are going to be seeking to raise their education fund tax rates, so they can keep paying the teachers.

This leads to the second problem. The TIF is a de facto way for the city to tax the rural areas. Why? Because the city gets the tax increment from property in the city limits. The schools, library, and county then have to tax at a higher rate to recover the funds lost to the city. Therefore, the rural areas pay higher taxes to fund city projects. Now the argument will be made that the rural areas benefit from whatever the city spends money on, because the rural dwellers shop in town, make use of city facilities, etc. That may be true, but if it weren't for the TIF, the the city would be forced to tax at the realistic rate to cover its costs, and there would be more transparency as to the true cost of the city's services. For instance, the sales taxes the city collects are a fairer way for out-of-towners to pay for whatever city services they are receiving; as are the property taxes those businesses pass along to their customers.

One more thing. Doesn't this whole thing come across as just a little unseemly? That's because everyone involved is cheating. The city is bribing the school districts by letting them at the money two years earlier than they would have otherwise received it. And the selling point is that they get to keep the extra state aid while the city tosses more crumbs. While this is probably legal, that doesn't make it ethical. What kind of lesson are our leaders teaching our kids? The school boards, especially, should be ashamed.


The Sunday Show

How exactly does a supposedly successful businessman (Larry Nelson) come up with the decision to sack an institution like Dick Steele? Whether you are a fan of Dick and Don, you cannot deny their importance to this town. The fact of the matter is that The Sunday Show provided more public service, and real news, than the entire rest of the week's programming. (Even with the softball questions Steele asked, he still got more out of an interview than Capron.)

Now, I don't know the first thing about running a radio station. It is however, very hard to believe that the Sunday Show could not have paid its own way. Furthermore, Nelson is throwing away "goodwill" (there's a concept you don't hear mentioned much anymore) and the backlash from this could be substantial.

Is there more to this story than we are hearing? Could Nelson be preparing to sell or shutter the station? Info is in short supply.

MDH story by Christina Chapman
Bring Back The Sunday Show


Saturday, February 21, 2009

Helpful Hints for Mr. Capron

Apparently, someone at the radio station reads us, so here are some suggestions to improve the newscasts:
  1. Learn the local geography. For example, just because it has a Gardner Road address, doesn't mean it's in Gardner.
  2. Local geography, part 2: No need to report items from towns outside the signal area. If you're not sure who's listening, check which schools call in their closings, which towns the obits come from, which towns the ads are for.
  3. Break the unwritten(?) rule of at least one Illinois Information Service press release per newscast. There's more than enough local action, without having to use filler.
  4. Less meeting agendas, more hard news.
  5. Ask the "locals" how to pronounce names you're not familiar with.
  6. Give the area code with the phone number.
  7. Tell which town or jurisdiction an arrest was made in.
  8. Stop the "news in review." (Although it was sadly comical to hear the accident story told twice each newscast.)
  9. Be careful what you put in a recorded newscast. Breaking stories and weather warnings can quickly become irrelevant.
  10. Listen to the Sunday newscasts so you don't repeat all of Don's stories on Monday.
  11. Stop getting news from the Streator newspaper.


Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Capron reports email spam as fact

This morning, Jay Capron reported that cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketers. We must assume that he learned this information from some email spam that he received, since no reputable news sources were reporting it. And thanks to the marvel of recorded newscasts, he repeated it for hours before finally confessing his error at noon. (Of course, he tried to mitigate his mistake by invoking the "only trying to protect our listeners" defense.)

He must have some really slow email, because this rumor has been circulating (with revised dates) for at least five years.

Oh, well, at least now he knows that he's qualified to work at the Morris Herald if he loses the radio gig.

Federal Trade Commission


Saturday, December 15, 2007

Poor Jerry Weller

Jerry Weller (R-Guatemala) is crying because Jesse Jackson Jr. snuck an amendment into the Defense bill that reversed Weller's 2005 amendment that gave control over the third airport to Will County.

Sounds like Jackson stole a page from Weller's playbook. Jerry surprised his Will County "friends" in 1999 by using the same underhanded tactic to block the Arsenal landfill that he was publicly supporting. Nothing is as bitter as a taste of your own medicine, eh Jer?

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Morris TIF

This is what we have to say about the Morris TIF:

The Morris TIF has been abused ever since it was created. When the TIF district was drawn, it included virtually every piece of non-residential property in the city limits. No way could all of that land qualify for TIF status, but the City Council approved it anyway. Why? So they could maximize the sales tax rebate from the state.

The Council then proceeded to use the TIF money for any number of projects of questionable relationship or benefit to the TIF district. For instance, TIF money was used to separate the storm and sanitary sewers in the residential neighborhoods. Yes, that indirectly benefited the TIF area, but was it within the spirit of the law?

As for funding the municipal building, that was not included in the original TIF plan. However, the city added it to the plan on the eve of the statute change in 1999. So, no matter your opinion of the city hall project, the city is legally free to proceed.

Morris is not unique in its abuse of TIF; citizens and taxing bodies across the state have been complaining for years about their local TIFs. The General Assembly has occasionally tinkered with the statutes; but there is an army of TIF lawyers advising the legislature, and then counseling municipalities, about how to maximize and leverage TIF income (and about creative ways to use the money once they get it.)

In conclusion, the City Council is going to use TIF funds to construct the new city hall. They have the money, they have designated it for this purpose, and they have the law and the power brokers on their side. Whether this is an appropriate use of TIF funds is irrelevant. Save your energy for the battle when they try to extend the life of the TIF beyond 2009.


Friday, September 07, 2007

We love to say we told you so

Check out today's Chicago Tribune for an expose on Jerry Weller's Nicaraguan land dealings.

The Tribune goes into some detail, finding several incidents where Weller failed to declare transactions in Nicaragua on his Congressional disclosure; differences in the amounts he reported for the purchase and sale prices of land; and an apparent conflict of interest with his support of the CAFTA agreement. The Tribune confirms earlier reports that Weller still has not fully disclosed his interests in Nicaragua.

So far, Weller continues to refuse to discuss the matter, which was first raised last summer by respected journalist Frank Smyth, as well as by campaign opponent John Pavich. Weller should have a hard time dismissing the report by the Tribune, which has consistently supported him. Can an Ethics Committee investigation be far behind?

Our past posts about this matter:
Weller's Nicaraguan Land Scandal
Weller Strikes Gold in Nicaragua
Other links:
Weller financial disclosure, 2006
Weller exemption letter, 3/2007
Weller financial disclosure, 2005
Supporting documents collected by Frank Smyth


Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Weller strikes gold in Nicaragua

Who knew Jerry Weller was such a clever investor? Over a period of three years he reported purchasing 3 lots in Nicaragua, probably spending in the neighborhood of $300,000. In the last year he reports consolidating and subdividing his property, and selling some of the subdivided lots. His income from property sales last year can be estimated at $350,000; the value of the unsold lots is over $500,000, and can be guesstimated at $800,000. Good work, if you can get it.

Still unexplained is why Frank Smyth found six lots in Weller's name as early as 2005. (Smyth also reported that Weller had partners in at least one of the lots.)

Weller financial disclosure, 2006
Weller exemption letter, 3/2007
Weller financial disclosure, 2005
Supporting documents collected by Frank Smyth
[our estimates of property values are inferred from the value ranges reported in the disclosures]

For entertaining reading, check out the last page of the 2006 disclosure, where Jerry claims to know nothing about his wife's finances in Guatemala, and notes that he will not inherit any of her assets.